Debora Coelho Brown Nose Attempt Fails--Brian Gomes Back in Safety Saddle

Brian Gomes is backed ensconsed with super glue as the Chairman of New Bedford's City Council Public Safety and Neighborhoods Committee after two disastrous years with Debora Coelho at the helm. According to Gomes, Coelho was a wretched failure. It was obvious to most city residents that crime was spiraling out of control. Although, Coelho insisted crime was down. According to Gomes, not only is Coelho "Dumb as a rock. She's extremely fucking lazy also. Only that husband of hers is lazier."

A feud between councilors Brian Gomes and Linda Morad resulted in Morad emasculating Gomes by appointing Coelho as Safety Chair in 2016--and the city suffered.

Coelho attempted to cling onto the Safety Czar role with a brown-nosing nomination of Morad for Council President during the initial meeting of 2018.

“I would like to nominate Linda Morad” for council president, Councilor Coehlo stood to deliver a glowing portrait of her nominee.

“She is a lifelong resident of New Bedford. She dearly loves her family. She attended local public schools,” Coehlo rhapsodized as Morad stared stiffly with her hands clasped.

Brian Gomes, Driving the Safety Bus Again

Coelho's flattery of Morad failed as Morad had little choice but to replace the beleaguered Coelho with the popular Gomes. In the 2017 election, Coelho finished last among the five incumbents. But she beat out two unknown challengers to cling on to her council seat. In an unusual move, the city's only newspaper, the Standard Times endorsed "plunking" for Coeho. Plunking is casting all five available votes for a single candidate. The ST was unable to provide a rational explanation for the endorsement which was ultimately successful in dragging Coelho across the finish line. It is believed by some that the endorsement was a favor to decrepit Standard Times alumni Ken Hartnett who has been rumored to have a Lewinsky based relationship with Coelho.

Debora Coelho, failure

Evolutionary Missing Link Found in New Bedford

Living Half-Man, Half-Ape Creature Discovered

University of Massachusetts scientists have discovered what science had failed to find after decades of searching -- the elusive link between humans and their evolutionary ape ancestors. 

According to University of Massachusetts zoologist Dr. Ben Tenrah, there had been reports of an ape-like man living in New Bedford. Most dismissed the situation merely as a man who resembled an ape. Curiosity got the best of Dr. Ben and he went in search of the ape-man. Dr Ben approached the creature and tried to obtain consent for an examination but only received angry growls. Not one to give up easily, Dr. Ben was able to conduct DNA analysis from a beer can discarded by the creature. To his astonishment, the results were something never seen before. DNA that was not human and not ape! What is even more astonishing is that the creature is able to communicate in human language and is actually married to New Bedford City Councilor Debora Coelho. Other than that, little is known about the creature except that it is believed that his diet consists mainly of fish and beer (usually Budweiser).

New Bedford's Mysterious ApeMan

What happens next is unknown. Not only are there scientific challenges, but legal ones also. Since the creature is not human, the courts will need to decide if the creature has any constitutional rights and whether the marriage is legal. Since the Coelhos have no children, some scientists speculate that the creature is sterile. Other scientists maintain that any offspring from such a coupling could be a horrible mutant. At this time, it is not even yet known whether the ApeMan has ever attempted to mount his mate.

Former New Bedford Mayor Scott Lang is believed to be an advocate of housing the creature in the Whaling Museum. Sources close to Lang say that he maintains that the Whaling Museum "has mostly old bones and rusty buckets and is pretty damn boring." Lang is excited that a Living ApeMan exhibit would revive the mundane museum and the entire city, "We don't have gambling but we have a Living ApeMan. No one else has that."

Debora Coelho and ApeMan husband "Tony"
As the Saying goes, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
Or in this case, still the ApeCouple

Debora Coelho Tax Delinquent Property Taken by City

The home of At-large Councilor Debora Coelho's late mother Maria N. Amaral has been taken by New Bedford for Tax Delinquency. Debora Coelho became Trustee for the property after a stroke disabled her mother Maria. The property address is 32 Bullard Street.

According to neighbors, for several months the single family home at 32 Bullard St. was rented to numerous unrelated individuals. Police were often called to the location at this time. The property was vandalized and was subsequently deemed uninhabitable and was condemned.  

In 2015, Coelho voted against an Ordinance which imposed tougher rules on Landlords. Thanks to Debora Coelho, New Bedford taxpayers are now stuck with a property that can't be sold because it is in deplorable condition. No doubt, the learned Coelho has a good explanation for all this. However, for those of us not as highly educated as her, it looks like she sucked all the money out of her mother's estate and walked ran away leaving others holding the bag.

At some point, Coelho was relieved of her duties as Trustee, Guardian, Healthcare Proxy, and Caregiver for her mother. Maria N. Amaral died December 10, 2016 at Forest View nursing home in Wareham. In a fake unauthorized obituary, Debora claimed that Maria died in Debora's home under Debora's care. The obituary was not legally authorized and was delisted from the funeral home website. Attorneys intervened at the last moment and the unauthorized obituary was never published in the Standard Times. In addition, Debora also attempted to make the funeral private. Ironically, Debora never attended the funeral when she became irate after her scheme was thwarted. Debora's plan was to make the funeral for her mother Maria N. Amaral ALL ABOUT DEBORA.