Trump Tweets to New Bedford

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President Trump has tweeted out to New Bedford voters about the upcoming city election. The tweet reads "Hoping friends in New Bedford will finally vote out dumb as a rock Debora Coelho. Really bad taxpayer funded TV show. Clown wig!!" Sources close to the Trump family say that the President first became aware of New Bedford from his daughter Ivanka who was reportedly part of the Social Media committee which named Debora Coelho as the 2016 Asshole of the Year. In November 2016, Coelho introduced a vague immigration motion which "scares the hell" out of people according to another city councilor.

Coelho managed to arouse great concern among her constituents with the bizarre motion and her statement that "Our country was founded on illegals". The phone calls from the citizens that pay her salary enraged Coelho and that was manifested in a self-absorbed rant while defending her hopelessly doomed motion in the council chambers. All of this attracted the attention of the Trump family and Ivanka is reportedly "perplexed" with Coelho's hair and fashion choices.


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